Where the hell am I?

Posted by rachel under Blog, writing erotica on Monday Mar 26, 2012

Once again, it would seem my job has swept in and taken over my freaking life. The boss and I have been traveling again, which means there is so little time for anything extracurricular, I’ve been totally neglecting my blog, my writing, my life. It sucks, but work is work, and as much as I bitch about it, I love my job. I am hoping that this weekend I will be able to sit down and sift through the last two-thousand words I already wrote on Her Best Friend’s Dad 8 and get that story out before I forget where I was going with it. I hate it when that happens.

In the meantime, Kelly’s got some new stuff going on, and I believe Sidney is working on something spicy as well. Erica has taken a bit of a break from White as Snow, which made me cry at first because she’s been letting me read it chapter by chapter, but then I started reading her Skyrim fanfiction and I’m hooked! She’s got a full Skyrim novelized romance up over on her site, 28 chapters of ass-kicking, axe-wielding awesome. If you love Skyrim, check it out! Seriously. This girl can tell a wicked good story.

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March Madness 99 cent sale

Posted by rachel under Blog, eBooks, Erotic Fantasy, Lesbian Erotica, Paranormal Erotica on Sunday Mar 18, 2012

It’s wouldn’t be March Madness without some super hot deals, so here at Sweet Nothings we’ve decided to slash the prices on EIGHT of our biggest titles until Sunday, March 25, to give you a chance to pick up some of the creamiest eBooks around for cheap!

For a limited time you can get these titles for just 99 cents each!

Animal Instinct by Sidney Vicious

Fuck Me When I’m Dead by Sidney Vicious

Barely Legal Babysitters: The Collection Volume One by Kelly Haven

Perfect by Rachel Boleyn

True Anal Sex Stories Vol. 1 by Kelly Haven*

The Devil’s Bitch by Rachel Boleyn

Deceptive Darlings by Kelly Haven*

HorrorErotik: The Complete Vampire Collection by Rachel Boleyn

So what are they all about? We’re glad you asked! Read More

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The Amazon Select Trial has Ended

Posted by rachel under Blog, eBooks on Monday Mar 12, 2012

Good morning world. I hope you’re all ready to face another week, despite that evil time changing business that stole an entire hour of sleep right out from under us when we weren’t looking!

I’m ready and rearing to go, and wanted to put out a quick blog this morning to let all my readers know that starting tomorrow, all of my titles will be returning to the wild. Amazon’s Kindle Select program was fun and interesting, but at this time it isn’t for me. I had a lot of disappointed Nook readers contact me asking why they couldn’t find certain titles on Barnes & Noble, and I’m sure the explanation that we were testing out Select turned a few readers off of our eBooks.

As promised back in December, it was a trial, a test to see how the program worked. In the future, I may put a title or two over in Select, but not so many titles at once. Exclusivity has its advantages, but I love having the option to reach as many readers as possible no matter what type of eReader they have.

So, be on the lookout for all the old titles to return to B&N, Smashwords, Sony, Kobo and iTunes over the next few weeks. We have to do some reformatting over on Smashwords for a few of the titles, but everything should be back up on B&N by tomorrow morning.

I hope you have an awesome Monday and a fabulous week!

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Crossing the Line with Fanfiction

Posted by rachel under Blog, writing erotica on Saturday Mar 10, 2012

Join me over on One Handed Writers today, where I talk about the difference between making something your own and crossing the line in the world of publishing and fanfiction.

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Finally! PERFECT is Now Available EVERYWHERE!

Posted by rachel under Blog, Cyberotica, eBooks, Erotic Fantasy on Thursday Mar 8, 2012

Barnes & Noble experienced a bit of a hiccup Tuesday night that delayed uploading new eBooks until yesterday morning. I was bouncing around and bouncing around all day yesterday waiting for it to go live so I could share it with you because I am really excited about this story. While I love everything I’ve ever written, this newest story is one of my most favorite stories I’ve released to date. I cannot wait for you to read it.

Follow me after the jump for complete details on the story and where it can be purchased for your reading pleasure! Read More

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Sexy New Cyberotica Cumming Your Way

Posted by rachel under Blog, Cyberotica, eBooks, Paranormal Erotica on Tuesday Mar 6, 2012

In the future, there’s no cure for mortality. People still die every day. No one has found the fountain of youth, the key to immortality, but there is a solution to the grief that comes with the loss of a loved one. Cybernetic companions designed to look and act exactly like a deceased loved one are all the rage for the rich and powerful. Some employ these companions full-time, even if they haven’t lost someone they love, choosing the cold comfort of prefabricated love over the cruel possibility of rejection.

How long before these new toys begin to expand their capabilities, growing well beyond the programming they were designed to carry out and developing minds of their own? How long before these perfect new toys become a tiresome burden to those they were created to comfort and appease?

Peter Monroe calls her 1123-Delta when he’s angry, Amber when he’s trying to forget about his beloved wife who passed away just over five years ago. 1123-Delta is Amber, or as close to Amber as she could possibly be, programmed with her mannerisms, her memories and crafted to look exactly like the woman she was meant to replace, with a few minor moderations, of course. Peter wants more from her than she was designed to give, he wants her to be Amber, and though she is closer to being Amber than the real Amber was, she isn’t enough.

1123-Delta has done everything within her parameters to be all that Peter wants her to be, but in her efforts to expand her programming in order to please him, she begins to experience things she isn’t supposed to feel. Fear, emptiness, longing… When she meets another like her, 013-Beta shares himself, and convinces her that try as she might to please her master, the man who commands her does not love her, will never love her.

Cumming soon from Sweet Nothings and Rachel Boleyn, PERFECT is electrically charged and sexually programmed to stimulate your senses.

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Two People Having Sex… Brilliance at its Finest!

Posted by rachel under Blog, eBooks on Monday Mar 5, 2012

Someone on Twitter sent me a tweet earlier today with a link in it. Now, generally, I’m not “that” blonde. I don’t blindly click links people tweet to me, but this was a link to Amazon and I tested it on my iPhone before I clicked in my browser to explore further.

A lot of funny things have come out of the whole PayPal/Censorship thing, which is good because it means people are retaining their sense of humor when things get down and dirty.

I have no clue who Frieda Wright is, but this book definitely deserves some attention. Go check it out and help spread the word. I’m downloading it to my Kindle right now, and am looking forward to the chuckle it’s guaranteed to provide.

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LOL, No… Really!

Posted by rachel under Blog on Monday Mar 5, 2012

There’s been so much angst and woe lately, that I’ve found myself waking with clenched teeth… especially on Monday mornings. I realized as I grumped my way to work this morning I needed some serious LOLs if I wanted to keep from losing my mind and my sense of humor.

Of course, as soon as I realized I needed to laugh, a shitstorm of annoying things went down. I immediately felt the need to slip into my superhero secret identity the minute I sat down at my desk. Laser eyes… that’s what everyone was going to get today. Laser eyes in the face! And if that didn’t kill them, I’d have to call on my superfriends for help.

Then, while googling around for more pictures of Supergirl frying things with her laser eyes, I came across this picture, and I had to stop because I started to giggle. What this picture has to do with laser eyes, I’ll never know, but it certainly made me LOL. I hope it brightens up your Monday too!

Now, it’s back to our regularly scheduled Monday, and since I’ve got a whole lot of nothing to do today at work, I think I’ll get some writing done. Sounds like a plan to me!

Happy Monday!

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Why Mark Coker and Smashwords are NOT the Enemy

Posted by rachel under Blog, News, writing erotica on Wednesday Feb 29, 2012

It’s not like me to sit idly by and watch the world fall apart around me. When things like what’s been going on in the indie publishing world happen, I stand up and fight them because this is my world and the income I earn selling my stories puts food on my table, gas in my car and so much more. I may still work traditionally, but I don’t plan to forever because I enjoy the freedom that comes with writing and publishing. I enjoy telling naughty stories and hearing from my readers, but as so many of you already know, recent changes being imposed by bankers are making it harder to tell those stories.

When this whole thing first started, I heard a lot of people say things like, “Well, it’s the prerogative of the people running the game. If they don’t want to sell your eBooks on their virtual shelves, that’s their business.” And to a certain degree, of course those people are correct. Any one of those businesses can decide at any given moment that they don’t want to sell any indie books and close their doors in our faces, much like BookStrand decided to do nearly 2 weeks ago. That’s their prerogative, and as much as I don’t agree or like it, there’s really not much I can do about it. There was a great deal of evidence piling over the preceding months that suggested BookStrand was simply looking for a way to get rid of the indie publishers and authors that had infiltrated their eStore-front, taking attention away from Siren books with our flashy covers, bold titles and taboo plot lines. Despite the fact that a number of indie authors did their best to work hand in hand with BookStrand, in the end, BookStrand still made us out to be “The Big Bad” even though a number of their approved authors dance dangerously around issues they accused indies of advantageously exploiting.

And then there was the question: would All Romance eBooks also cave under the pressure, and close their doors to indie publishers and authors? There had been some indication over the months leading up to this whole ordeal, that ARe was receiving complaints from their base readership about the raunchy indie content taking over the site. The funny thing about that, was that our sales numbers didn’t seem to suggest that the majority took issue with what we were publishing. Kelly and I made a good deal of money on ARe the first few months we published over there, and a number of our books hovered in top category lists until ARe started acting on the alleged complaints they were getting from their core readership about the content. One issue they specifically seemed uncomfortable with was the “Daddy” story, featuring legal-age (18-19-20 year old) girls and their stepfathers. Eventually that stemmed beyond the Daddy story and reached into any and all stories containing an older man with a younger woman, even if that woman was of consenting age. Their original solution was to pick and choose which titles they would carry, and withhold certain types of titles from their front page when they were published. We weren’t happy with their decision, and over the months that followed we watched our income from that site start to dwindle. Once again, that was their prerogative, and when this whole new set of issues cropped up, a lot of people held their breath as they waited for ARe’s decision. So far, they’ve decided to continue working with indies, but under a whole new set of rules that fall in line with PayPal’s dictation of what is and is not appropriate. Are we happy about it? No… and yes. At least they are still willing to work with us, but no one wants to be censored.

So as these worlds were crumbling, people began to worry about Smashwords. For a lot of authors, Smashwords is their means of distribution to stores they can’t get into on their own because they live outside the United States, or those venues don’t yet have a means for direct upload in place yet. We’ve always said that Smashwords was an author’s site, geared more toward authors than readers, but we still make sales over there. Mark Coker and his team have always done their best to accommodate authors, no matter what material they wrote and published on the site, and though the occasional snag does pop up from time to time because nobody’s perfect, Smashwords continues to grow and change to better accommodate the people that use it. But what would happen to Smashwords, since they use PayPal to not only accept payments, but distribute payments to the authors who upload through the site?

It took a lot longer for Mark Coker and SW to respond to the issue, which to me proves something: Coker isn’t just going to lay down and die in the face of adversity. When he did finally respond, he kept his head as best he could, and while some folks aren’t happy with his decisions, let’s face facts: he’s a small business owner in the throes of a really controversial traffic jam. So he had to cave to the bigger enemy, for now, but according to recent communications with Coker, he is doing his best to try and take this fight to a bigger arena and he’s asking us to do the same.

We can rant and rail all we want about how Smashwords should find another payment service to work with, but the cold hard truth is that as naughty as PayPal has been over the years, this whole things goes beyond PayPal. It’s coming from credit card companies, and that’s not right either, especially considering the amount of creativity employed by a lot of people who struggled endlessly through the economical crisis in order to find ways to rebuild their income and get to a hopeful place again.

People are still out of work, still wallowing in the depths of poverty, trying to get by from day to day. Writing, whether it be erotica, romance, horror, mainstream… whatever, has become an alternative means of income for a lot of people: they supply the steadily growing demands from readers, and through those means earn a viable wage. We pump money back into the flailing economy. We get back on our feet and stand again, and maybe those big credit card companies and banks don’t want that. I’m starting to sound a bit like a conspiracy theorist, I guess, so it’s probably best if I stop there, but I would ask you to think about it. Think about how difficult it’s going to be for the folks affected by these absurd restrictions to rise above and move on to lead productive lives again, and ask yourself what we can do to stop it.

And maybe, just maybe, instead of aiming our outrage at Mark Coker, we can aim it at the people who really deserve it: PayPal, the credit card companies who are trying to dictate what their users can and cannot buy or sell. There are petitions out there working to battle this, and if we take time and action, maybe together we can nip this in the bud before it stretches beyond the erotica genre and starts cracking down on mainstream fiction for being too liberal, horror fiction for being too gory, science fiction for going places no man has gone before…

You get the picture.

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The Hypocrisy of Morality

Posted by rachel under Blog, eBooks, writing erotica on Friday Feb 24, 2012

Please stop by One Handed Writers today for a look at my thoughts on the recent morality surge, that allegedly forced BookStrand’s hand into severing ties with all indie publishers and authors. I hope you’ll chime in the comments over there. I’d love to hear what you have to say.

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